WHEN BOYS WEAR BUTTON UPS BUT ROLL THE SLEEVES TO THEIR ELBOWS
My saint bernard lets the outside cats sleep with him
ARE YOU SERIOUS
im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh
I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.
I hope the makers of this are ready to be millionaires
WHERE CAN I GET THIS
drink until the homicidal thoughts pass
please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left
did someone say halloween
Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.
oh my GOD THANK YOU
when your day turns out unexpectedly well
Teacher: sit down
Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal